I refer you to one user's exceptionally exciting life:
Jan 17: Gets fired by an intoxicated boss, but just went back to work anyway to find out he has a new manager
Jan 26: Wasted a lot of time at work making an inappropriate video about themselves as a "joke" for their new manager
Feb 9: Their car gets towed. They're running late on an important project. They have night classes. They want to work less hours at work because of of all these events.
Feb 10: Work presentation goes disastrously when executives start grilling a junior employee (Hans) about stuff that they would know that he wouldn't know
Feb 22: Hey, turns out I've actually been dating my new boss's daughter! Oops!
Feb 22: My bike is broken. I have to use my bike a lot because I don't have a car. Except I found out I was dating my boss's daughter when I used my broken car to drop her off...
Feb 23: Guess what! I've been sitting on half a million dollars of GM Stock for 10 years! Except it's actually worthless. Woe be to me!
Feb 27: I guess I'm going to sell my house now. Except someone took a shit on the bed during my open house! And spilled orange soda everywhere!
Mar 16: I cost my company $64,000 because I messed up my booking. I don't have a phone which is why this happened, but somehow even though my phone was broken I was able to date someones daughter AND organise an open home to try an sell my house! Should I take out a 2nd mortgage on the house I'm trying to sell to pay them back?
There's a few (not many, but a few) inconsistencies in the stories, but I just cannot believe that a single person has undergone so many extreme events in such a short period of time.
Normally I wouldn't care too much about someone making such an elaborate story, but in this case I feel that they are seriously wasting a lot of peoples time on here.