This question was removed. I didn't have any opportunity to clarify or defend myself because I just got home from work and saw it removed now. I posted it last night before going to bed. All the answers and comments were made during the day when I was not here.
Many comments and answers seem to imply that of course it is fine to poop at work, even ridiculing me and asking "why do I ask" etc. You can go see what they wrote.
It is baffling to me that users of workplaceSE are apparently so comfortable with pooping at work. I have always been told that it is not acceptable for women to poop at work (I am a woman, and this is one of the few situations where it does make a difference in the workplace). In a previous job, another woman developed a reputation as an "office pooper" and became a kind of pariah in our department.
In my current job, I know two women who don't eat at all during the work day so they can ensure they do not have to poop. The stigma is that great.
So no, my question is not "shitposting" although I appreciate the pun. It is a serious question about the social acceptability of pooping.
A quick google search of "pooping at work" reveals literally hundreds of articles about the subject, and here are some examples:
So clearly, the answer here is not as obvious as "of course you can poop at work, that's what the bathrooms are for" - many of the articles I found state that you should not poop at work.